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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday.
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Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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What's The Different B/w Pulling A Curtain & A Panty?
ANS: When U Pull A Curtain,
It Means That D Show Is Over
But When U Pull A Panty D Show Begins.
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Sab se ziyada larkiyon ki izzat kon karta hai?

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Oye yaar apna chotu,

Jo dekhte hi khara ho jata hai.
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

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Jeeja: Main Tumhare Liye Churian Laya Hoon.
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Oooo Teri Bhain Di, Pehle Pata Hunda Tan Kachhi Le Aounda!
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Milk Products:

32 TARANG
Chota pack bara maza

34 EVERY DAY
Jaise chaho piyo

36 OLPER
Un k lye jo dil khool k pete hai.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
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On the DATE:

A BOY 2 his GIRL FRIEND : TumHari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hai?

GIRL : LUX...!

BOY : Ittefaq hai, Meri KAMZORI ka bhi yehi RAAZ hai...!
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Newton's 6th Law:

The last drop of urine does not obey
the law of Gravity unless or until you
shake your Lulli...
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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Sardar U.S.A se Apni Maa ko fone karta hy: MAA! Mujhe AIDS hogaya hy¤

MAA: Tu wapas na ana warna kaam kharab ho jayega¤

Sardar: Wo kesay?

MAA: Agar tu agaya to

1) Teri ghar wali ko Aids ho jayega
2) Teri ghar wali se tere bhai ko
3) Tere bhai se nokrani ko
4) Nokarani se tere baapu ko
5) Tere baapu se teri khala ko
6) Teri khala se tere khalu ko
7) Tere khalu se mujhe
8) Or jo mujhe ho gaya to saray pind ko hojaye ga AIDS

Puttar pind ko bachalay.
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I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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What is FASHION DESIGNING?

"TOO many Brains working on

TOO little clothes with

TOO many ideas on how to cover

TOO little 'AREAS';-)
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I've been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot.
Then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant.